Things That Make Me Nervous #12: Weird Freaking Noises Outside My Window at 4:15 AM

Uhhhhhhh…what was that? And I know I’m not the only one that heard it, because the dog took off running down the hall. And my light’s on, so I can’t see out the window, so I can’t see what’s out there and I’m not sure if that’s better than knowing or not…